First I Drink The Coffee Then I Do The Things T-Shirt

First I Drink The Coffee Then I Do The Things T-Shirt has a little attitude without making the joke feel forced or overworked. The food humor angle gives the design a clear point of view without making it feel too specific.

It is casual enough for regular days but still fun enough to pull out for parties, get-togethers, or gift giving. People who like novelty t shirts will probably appreciate how fast the joke comes across. Fans of sarcastic t shirts will probably like that the joke is direct without being way too harsh. It has enough personality to stand out but still feels like something you could wear on a normal day.